Australian place names that you wouldn't repeat in front of your mother.

Look out Dickey Junction, Arkansas; Australia has more hilarious, scatological and/or down right obscene sounding place names than any other three countries combined. Try not to giggle reading these... just try.

In no particular order:

Boing Boing, NT
Which is also the name of the town's mayor and only prostitute.

Chinkapook, VIC

Burrumbuttock, NSW

Chinaman's Knob, VIC
Racist, I forgot to mention racist!

Cockburn, WA
and after that you may need a...

Cock Wash, SA

Come By Chance, NSW
I think I saw a late night infomercial to cure that.

Delicate Nobby, NSW
See previous comment.

Humpybong, QLD

Doo Town, TAS

Goes well with...

Innaloo, WA

Smiggin Holes, NSW

Hahahahaha.

Tittybong, VIC
Sometimes it's just too easy.

Wonglepong, QLD

Mount Buggery, VIC
Oh come on...


I don't know about you but I'm planning a vacation to Smiggin Holes ASAP it still has to be better than Florida.